- Lawyer: Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
- Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
- Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but-
- Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes.
- Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
- Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I don’t think so.
What is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? Black or red
Do you like your smile? No.
Do you want kids? Yes. We’re planning to adopt/foster.
What celebrity do you think is attractive? Tom Hiddleston, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Taylor Lautner (although he kinda looks like a lama), Iwan Rheon, Johnny Depp, Colin O’Donoghue, Angelina Jolie, Scarlet Johansson… this list will keep going if I don’t stop now…. Ryan Reynolds!
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works