How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
Posted 14 hours ago with 367759 notes

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

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Posted 15 hours ago with 309 notes

Plushy BMO to add to my collection. #bmo #adventuretime #socute #sosoft

Plushy BMO to add to my collection. #bmo #adventuretime #socute #sosoft

Posted 1 day ago
Fill so your followers can get to know you
State your name: Zandra-lee
State the name that your parents almost named you: Apparently my mum was tossing up between Wilhemina/William and Alexandra/er, for my twin brother and I.  My dad wanted Linda.
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My grandmother. 
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I don’t think so.
Do people praise you for your looks? Yes, usually my eyes and my hair (it’s rather bright).
What is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? Black or red
Do you work out every week? I’ve just been given the ok from my physio to start, so I’m working on that.
Do you like your smile? No.
Do you like your eyes? YES! I have central heterochromia.
Do you think you are pretty? Most of the time… although sometimes I think I look like a sasquatch 
How much money is in your account? I just paid rent for the month… so like negative money. I’m pretty sure I’m overdrawn rn.
Are you single? Nope. Married 3.5yrs, together nearly 6 yrs. He’s pretty awesome.
Do you want kids? Yes. We’re planning to adopt/foster. 
What does your backpack look like: Whatever bag I decided to dump my school crap in for the day… I do have a pink and black one though.
What celebrity do you think is attractive? Tom Hiddleston, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Taylor Lautner (although he kinda looks like a lama), Iwan Rheon, Johnny Depp, Colin O’Donoghue, Angelina Jolie, Scarlet Johansson… this list will keep going if I don’t stop now…. Ryan Reynolds! 
Last movie you saw in theatres: Maleficents and it was GLORIOUS!

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Posted 1 day ago with 798 notes

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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Posted 1 day ago with 35424 notes

Post visit to the osteopath. Feeling terrible. #neveragain #exhausted #pain #sadness

Post visit to the osteopath. Feeling terrible. #neveragain #exhausted #pain #sadness

Posted 1 day ago

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

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